Ramblings of a Girl Geek
hiram-mcdaniels-should-be-mayor:

real-life-night-vale:

viridecinerem:

4gifs:

Gravity shift! [video]

THIS IS SO COOL

City Council is re-calibrating the gravity of the city today. Citizens are warned to anticipate sudden gravity shifts and stay near objects which can be grabbed onto in the event of a shift. And now, the weather.

Okay but the strenghth it must of taken that kid to hold himself there.

hiram-mcdaniels-should-be-mayor:

real-life-night-vale:

viridecinerem:

4gifs:

Gravity shift! [video]

THIS IS SO COOL

City Council is re-calibrating the gravity of the city today. Citizens are warned to anticipate sudden gravity shifts and stay near objects which can be grabbed onto in the event of a shift. And now, the weather.

Okay but the strenghth it must of taken that kid to hold himself there.

kyletwebster:

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petersolorzano:

jaz-kat:

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OMFG

…..I can’t believe I was able to actually fucking read that and understand what it said.

I am such a nerd, I swear.

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

riversiderequiem:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

…this explains so much.

riversiderequiem:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

…this explains so much.

willthefred:

mekhack:

fleshprince:

this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out

The Grand Diviner

3% Strength, 15% Bloodlust, 58% Intelligence, 47% Spirit, 30% Vitality and 27% Agility!

The Grand Diviner

Masters of predicting the future, Grand Diviners are deadly opponents. Using their foresight, Grand Diviners can easily and effortless outmaneuver a foe and launch a flurry of counterattacks before the opponent can even react. Furthermore, by knowing exactly what will happen next, Grand Diviners can plan out their moves and attacks more carefully thus allowing them to better conserve their energy and allocate it to where it’s most needed. In addition, Grand Diviners are masters of light based magic, which they can use to attack both offensively and defensively; however, although Grand Diviners are masters of light magic, they are actually most skilled with water based magic. Even though Grand Diviners specialize in water based magic, they are proficient in the other basic elements. However, their mastery over water far exceeds that of any of the other spellcaster classes allowing them to manipulate the water more skillfully and effortlessly. For example, Grand Diviners can more easily transform water to ice and steam, and they can even manipulate the water within the blood of an individual to control them like a puppet. By combining light magic with water magic, they can use water to heal and cure themselves and their allies. Their most powerful spell completely freezes any opponent in a giant, unmeltable sphere of ice.

Your result for The Fantasy RPG Class Test…

The Mirror Mage

37% Strength, 15% Bloodlust, 43% Intelligence, 47% Spirit, 42% Vitality and 5% Agility!

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As swift as the Ninjas, fierce as the Monks, skilled as the Knights, and intelligent as the Spellcasters, the formidable Mirror Mage is probably the class that invokes the most terror and unease in its opponents. Not only are Mirror Mages extremely skilled with a sword, but often they are also masters offensive elemental magic, combat, and martial arts. Furthermore, Mirror Mages are often quite agile and speedy in battle, and some of the greatest Mirror Mages have mastered the art of stealth. However, there is often a tradeoff between skill in stealth and skill in martial arts: Mirror Mages who are more skilled in stealth are less skilled in martial arts and vice versa. On top of all that, Mirror Mages are experts of element magic and can easily launch a slew of powerful spells at their opponents. With their unique combination of abilities, Mirror Mages are a balanced and deadly class able to easily take down any opponent in battle. Lastly, Mirror Mages have one final incredible ability that surpasses all their others: the ability to use their powerful light magic to copy almost any opponent’s spells or techniques. Using their light based mirror magic, Mirror Mages gain the ability to use almost any power their opponent uses. For example, if an opponent uses a special martial arts move or unleashes a powerful spell, Mirror Mages can use their own magic to instantly learn how to perform those abilities; however, Mirror Mages must first have the capacity to use those abilities. In other words, a Mirror Mage with low levels of agility and stealth would not be able to use any techniques copied from a Ninja. Similarly, a Mirror Mage with no knowledge of dark and light magic would not be able to use the powers and spells copied from an opponent who uses dark and light magic. Yet even with these restrictions, the Mirror Mage is still a truly amazing class!

Congratulations on achieving this powerful class!

This is a rare mixed class that requires at least three variables to be extremely high.

You have not mastered any Hidden Power granted by the Genie.

MAGIC SWORDSMAN :D

The Night Walker

22% Strength, 8% Bloodlust, 32% Intelligence, 32% Spirit, 42% Vitality and 45% Agility!

The Night Walker

Combining incredible martial arts skills along with their stealth, Night Walkers make deadly adversaries. Swiftly and easily locating pressure points, Night Walkers are able to subdue opponents of deadly strength and ferocity. By targeting the pressure points of their opponents with concentrated energy, Night Walkers can seal off the flow of energy within the bodies of opponents thus weakening them physically and also making them incapable of using any spells. Night Walkers literally imbue their fists with shadows by combining powerful light and dark magic striking fear and horror into all who stand before them. By unleashing blasts of shadow energy, Night Walkers can easily overwhelm any opponent. Furthermore, Night Walkers are supremely talented with a bow, and by hiding in the shadows and augmenting their arrows with shadow magic, Night Walkers can easily snipe their opponents with an unavoidable shot. Thus, Night Walkers have both incredible close combat skills and amazing long ranged abilities. Using their powers, Night Walkers have been known to take down entire battalions of warriors by creating armies of clones out of the shadows that are capable of physically damaging opponents. In addition, Night Walkers can use both shadow and moon magic allowing them to use the darkness of night to their advantage. Although they use shadow and moon magic, they are not necessarily evil, and even though their darkness is often misconstrued as evil, they may be seen using their powers for good. In fact, most Night Walkers fight for the side of good rather than evil, and they prefer peace and tranquility.

Congratulations on reaching this high class!

You have not mastered any Hidden Power granted by the Genie.

Moon Ninja!!!

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tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

I was actually holding my breath. What the hell brain?! This was 12 years ago, calm down